you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
im on a boat
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