Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
he just fucked me for my cheese.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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