He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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