and you said cock pushups were impossible
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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