dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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