what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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