You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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