I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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