Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads