Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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third nipple confirmed
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?