I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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