Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He felt like a one man threesome
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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