People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I could make wine with my vomit
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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