Are we in a gay sports bar?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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