we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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