i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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