Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have fence marks all over my body
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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