You just made me feel so damn special
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
How does one acquire holy water?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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