...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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