Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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