she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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