Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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