Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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