People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize
