you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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