The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Randomize
