YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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