I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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