I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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