omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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