and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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