See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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