Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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