found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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