That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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