thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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