Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if only i could text you this smell
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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