There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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