Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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