im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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