I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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