Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
nutella sex= disaster
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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