Christians are straight up FREAKS
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
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