Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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