Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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