you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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