Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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