you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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