I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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