i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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