just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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