Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
That accounts for only three of the penises
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
