at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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