its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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