idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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