Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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