u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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