1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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